Broadbantastic

I've just had broadband setup at home. After 8 years of dialup, I'm not sure if I can get used to this. I still feel like I'm tying up the phone line; I always have this itch that I'm burning money by leaving the connection idle (I used to pay per minute); earlier I shouted at my mum for using the phone, totally forgetting it wouldn't disconnect me.

Does anyone know of a Dialup Detox program?